Calamity Crush Foetus

[Intro]
Come on everybody and listen to us
It's a brand new dance and it goes crush!

[Verse]
Socialist sitcom in a modern urbanized society
Weekend commies and born-again cows don't mean doodly-squat
I'll lead depressionist youth mass
To mock rebellion for a fee

[Chorus]
Choose choose choose choose your weapons
We're in a calamity crush (Crush)
(Crush)

[Verse]
In last week's episode, South of Boredom, John Citizen was dead
Tear up the handshake, it don't mean doodly-squat
Lead the depressionist youth mass
Better dead than red

[Chorus]
Choo ch-ch-ch-ch-ch choose your weapons
We're in a calamity crush (Crush)
(C-c-c-c-c crush)
(Crush)
(Crush)