Hello Kitty Parody Bart Baker (Ft. Devyn De Loera)

[Avril Lavigne:]
I'm a psycho pale germaphobe
Don't, don't, don't, don't touch me
The sun is burning me

I can't stand sunlight
It's been ten years since I've been outside
You can take a pic but don't come near me (o-oh, o-oh, o-oh)

My skin is translucent
I look like a Skrillex mutant

[Woman:]
Get this vampire away from me

[Avril:]
Hey, hey, hey, hey

I don't need your judgement
The guy from Nickelback is my husband
I get enough shit already

[Man #1:]
Your husband's music sucks

[Avril:]
I used to be punk rock
But now I'm trying to act J-pop
My career's dead, someone help me (hey, hey, hey, hey)