I Need A Doctor The Key of Awesome (Ft. Justin Brown & Mark Douglas)

[Chorus]
I'm the ghost of Christmas past
Please don't look at my ass
All sad Eminem raps must have a Dido
Remember Dido? Well, I'm the new Dido, Dido
Now here's a pissed off rap

[Verse 1: Mark Douglas as Eminem & Justin Brown as Dr. Dre]
Oh my god, it's kinda odd that you got all these wires and tubes
Coming outcha body, oops, I just saw your balls and pubes
Come on Dre, please wake up, I brought you some Shape-ups
You used to be the man now you can't even pick a grape up
Hey, all I'm sayin' is you better not be fakin' this
I just found a wallet, is it yours? Well I'm takin' it
What if I bent back your wrist?
Or put some red stuff on your lips?
Look, it's Angela Basset
What is this a bag of piss?
You're in a coma so it makes it less embarrassing
For me to own up to the feelings I've been harboring
What I'm trying to say Dre is that you complete me
If I was a cup of sake, you would be sashimi
And if you feel the way I do
I just need a sign from you
Just a tiny movement of a finger or a toe will do
Wait, did you just move your ear?
Well I'm readin' you loud and clear
Lay back, I'll do all the work
I'm awake, you stupid jerk