Get That Boy Back Saturday Night Live (Ft. Chloe Fineman, Chloe Troast, Chris Stapleton, Ego Nwodim, Heidi Gardner & Ryan Gosling)

[Spoken Intro: Chloe Troast, Chloe Fineman & Ego Nwodim]
"Hey, ladies. We all know that feeling when a man you love betrays you."
"Yep!"
"I know that's right."
"Been through it a million times, but we don't get mad..."
"We get even!"

[Verse 1: Chloe Troast, Chloe Fineman, Ego Nwodim & Chris Stapleton]
He's playing with my heart baby, he's no good
So I took my lipstick, wrote my name on his hood
Mess with me, Imma mess you up
So I took my keys to his Chevy pickup

My man left and he didn't treat me kind
Y'all can mess with his truck, I'll destroy his mind
Break into his house, keep replacing his shoes
With the same set of shoes, but a half a size bigger
Every other week, so it's got thе boy thinking:
"Are these diffеrent, or am I shrinking?"
(Shrinking, shrinking, shrinking, shrinking...)

"Wait, you did what now?"

[Chorus]
You had a whole-ass meal
But you left me for a snack
You better mark my words
I'm gonna get that boy back