Buttholes Tom MacDonald

[Verse 1]
Look, Donald Trump isn't as bad as they say he is (what)
He really only tryna make America great again (oh)
The Bible's just a book for people scared to be Atheist
Did we land on the moon? I mean, maybe they fakin' it (heh)
The earth could be flat, the presidents could be aliens
And Americans might even be nicer than Canadians (meh)
Unpopular opinions got us caught up into craziness
And hatin' one another, but we're all just homo sapiens

[Pre-Chorus]
Someone's always gonna hate you no matter what
Might as well just be yourself and let people think you suck
Opinions are like buttholes, everyone got one they cover up
And all you gotta do is follow through when you yellin' that you don't give a fuck
I ain't lettin' anyone piss in my Cornflakes
Stay the hell out my face and I will stay out of your way
I know that life is cruel, and lately it ain't fair at all
You hate your job, your phone is lost, there's evil men and racist cops
Yeah, I don't care if you are black or white or gay or straight
Or old or young or smart or dumb or where you're from or what you make
The only thing I care about is livin' like I'm not afraid
Of dyin' while I'm sleepin', so I seize it while I'm still awake

[Chorus]
We're so angry, hatin' everyone we don't know
We can't even take a joke, we should really let it go (Let it go though)
And be happy, stop talkin' shit on our phones
And blockin' everyone we know, we've been bein' buttholes (Bein' buttholes)