New Music Sucks Brian Posehn (Ft. Patrick Stump)

Yeah, uh
Starts with the keys
God, who says "keys"?
Anyway, starts with the keys

Here comes that beat
You know that beat
Warm and familiar
Like your dog's farts

And then those claps
Couldn’t they get real people?
And then the verse
And then I snore

Katy Perry, Lady Gaga
Drake and even Macklemore
Alan Thicke's kid, One Direction
Mumford and their shitty Sons
Kesha, Biebs, Lorde, Miley
Even Bruno Mars
I'm sure he’s super talented
Well, try telling that to my ears
I'm not saying that I think they all should die
I'm just saying that, I'm just saying that
I'm just saying that it makes me want to cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry