A Whiff of Kansas (Someone Broke Wind) Tim Hawkins

I close my eyes
Trying to get some shut-eye on this airplane ride
I start to dream
Then I'm forced to wake up very suddenly

Someone broke wind
I believe somebody broke wind

I'm in the van
Taking a long road trip with my family
I feel the heat
Coming from the back seat
My eyes are watering

Someone broke wind
Roll the window down
Who broke wind?
I don't know who sinned
Probably one of the children

Now don't blame me
Even though I let one go from time to time
They slip away
But that one doesn't even smell like one of mine

Someone broke wind
Light a match. Somebody broke wind
(Light a match. Somebody broke wind)
I need oxygen
(Try not to breathe in)
Somebody broke wind