[Intro]
RAP BATTLE!
LOKI
VS
COUNT OLAF
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Loki]
Oh then, you're surely joking
You must be the reason Odin still hasn't awoken
Your whole broken series of prose
Must've bored him to tears from the open
Put the Baudelaire's chosen heirs in woes for their fortune
Yet Poe tends to be more potent
Look away, or the bitter, grumpier Mr. Tumnus
Will pluck your eye out with his goat chin (ha!)
Long ago, you lusted over the stage
Your dreams werе crushed because you skippеd leg day
Watch the God of tricks Ragna-rock a diss
Like Violet's signature, you're left, not dominant
Are you close friends with Heimdall?
'Cuz that nose bridges the nine realms!
So many flaws like a hotel
If only your folks had raised you better than you raise that eyebrow (eyebrow!)
As a villain, you're trivial. It is so outrageous
I influenced millions to bow down and make way
You're insignificant, ridiculed by children without safety
Tried pilfering riches but ended up Klaus chasing!
Marvel's undebated, talking film adaptations
You placed in a railroad scene, it was so much of a trainwreck!
I’m shapeshifting, you're out of shape, shifty!
When this snake's bit ya like your dad, you'll have holes in your pale neck!
I doubt this sleazy creep could even read
Of the evil deeds I’ve been completing
This mortal being ought to steal some mischief from me, please!
Even if you look me up, you'll be beneath me!
RAP BATTLE!
LOKI
VS
COUNT OLAF
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Loki]
Oh then, you're surely joking
You must be the reason Odin still hasn't awoken
Your whole broken series of prose
Must've bored him to tears from the open
Put the Baudelaire's chosen heirs in woes for their fortune
Yet Poe tends to be more potent
Look away, or the bitter, grumpier Mr. Tumnus
Will pluck your eye out with his goat chin (ha!)
Long ago, you lusted over the stage
Your dreams werе crushed because you skippеd leg day
Watch the God of tricks Ragna-rock a diss
Like Violet's signature, you're left, not dominant
Are you close friends with Heimdall?
'Cuz that nose bridges the nine realms!
So many flaws like a hotel
If only your folks had raised you better than you raise that eyebrow (eyebrow!)
As a villain, you're trivial. It is so outrageous
I influenced millions to bow down and make way
You're insignificant, ridiculed by children without safety
Tried pilfering riches but ended up Klaus chasing!
Marvel's undebated, talking film adaptations
You placed in a railroad scene, it was so much of a trainwreck!
I’m shapeshifting, you're out of shape, shifty!
When this snake's bit ya like your dad, you'll have holes in your pale neck!
I doubt this sleazy creep could even read
Of the evil deeds I’ve been completing
This mortal being ought to steal some mischief from me, please!
Even if you look me up, you'll be beneath me!
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