[MRS. GLOOP]
Oh, ven I was just a girl
I used to dream of a boy
Who vould bring me lots of sveets
And be mein Schwarzwold of joy
Mein Herr Gloop was quite a meal
But now he seems just like a crumb
Cause it turns out that dessert was yet to come!

So ve vere ved and in mein Magen
Someßing big began to bloom
And my liver and my kidney
Had to vacate to make room
Then the blessed day arrived
And out he rolled so round and sveet
And the first words that he uttered vere

[AUGUSTUS]
“Let’s eat!”

[MRS. GLOOP]
So mit Strudel he’d canoodle
How he loved my pretzel pie
He ate ze whole kit and caboodle
And grew vide as vell as high
Zough his size is razer shocking
He’s what I was träumen of
Cause there’s more, more
More of him to love
(spoken)
Go ahead, Augustus. Don’t be shy.​
Schpill your guts.​
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