That’s What I Like The Key of Awesome (Ft. Jeff Washburn)

[Intro]
(Paid, paid, paid)

[Verse 1]
Paid too much money for the last vid
So this is just me dancin' (Just dancin')
Sped up like Charlie Chaplin
We got squiggles like John Madden (Bruno!)
I can even make a chalk drawing sexy
I'm a knight and shining booty slayer, was that line sketchy?
And down your mountains I will slalom (Boobies!)
Now we straight Bob Rossin' (Clouds)
Happy trees we're splotchin' (Trees!)
Who is that booty callin'?
Now we are truly ballin'
No, not that kind of bawlin'
Julio, what are you drawin'?
Your artistic skills have fallen down

[Pre-Chorus]
Jump cut the dancin' so I don't have to memorize it
Come to planet Mars, you can help me colonize it
So much freakin' talent, you don't care at all
That I'm dressed up like Beetlejuice

[Chorus]
Whether you're black, green or white
Snowflake or from the far Reich
The only artist you all like, everyone likes
Grandmas and dogs and little tykes say "Bruno's tight!"
Whether James Brown, Prince or Mike (Hee-hee!)
I'm the world's best soundalike
Only had access to three lights, but this looks nice
Draw something that gives me more height, that's about right