Season 3 Episode 1: Gay Witch Hunt The Office (USA)

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Ryan: Yeah, I'm not a temp anymore. I got Jim's old job which means at my high school reunion it will not say "Ryan Howard is a temp", it will say "Ryan Howard is a junior sales associate at a mid-range paper supply firm. That'll show em.

*Flashback to Jim and Pam kissing *

Jim: You have no idea how long I've been waiting to do that.

Pam: Me too. I think we're just drunk.

Jim: No I'm not drunk, are you drunk?

Pam: No ... Jim

Jim: You're really gonna marry him? [pam nods] Ok

*Cuts to Dwight talking to Camera*

Dwight: [Fake Crying] Jim is gone, he's gone, I miss him so much! I cry myself to sleep ... Jim! [Normal Voice] False, I do not miss him.

Opening Sequence

Michael: No! That is the fun of this place. I call everybody "faggie". Why would anybody find that offensive?

Toby: OK I think Oscar would just like if you used "lame" or something like that.

Michael: That's what faggie means!

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