Hanson vs. Sam Richardson Drop The Mic (Ft. ​H​ANSON & Sam Richardson)

[Round 1: Taylor Hanson]
When we heard we were battling the guy from Veep
There were 15 other options we hoped it would be
We love the show, we were quick to agree
Not knowing we were stuck with the fifth male lead
How is Sam Richardson our only Veep option?
You're like Magic Johnson made love to Kenan Thompson
If you come at us, you better bring all you can muster
'Cause you're about to crumble like Detroit's infrastructure

[Round 1: Sam Richardson]
Wow, look at me, right here with the Hansons
They're the only family more offensive than the Mansons
Before I get started, there's something I should touch on
Like, you three were the first girls I ever had a crush on
And I'm not saying the Hansons only play state fairs
But if you smell churros and funnel cake, they're probably there
You have lovely families, that much is certain
But you had so many damn kids, I still don't understand how you're still virgins

[Round 2: Zac Hanson & Taylor Hanson]
Addressing that we're family seems very important
'Cause we look less like brothers than you look like Tracy Morgan
In this battle, you bit off more than you can chew
But it doesn't look like chewing's a problem for you
So you're from Detroit, we know you got heart
But it's just like your career, well, it's fallin' apart
We sold 16 million records, that's monumental
People think you're Tyler Perry, and you're stuck on Comedy Central