Microsoft Paint vs Adobe Photoshop - Lame-Ass Rap Battle Commander Jacob (Ft. Eric the audible & Snakebite126)

[Intro: Announcer]
Lame-Ass Rap Battles
Microsoft Paint
Vs
Adobe Photoshop
3, 2, 1, go

[Verse 1: Microsoft Paint (Snakebite126)]
I'm opening the Windows, so scram off of my lawn
Don't try to rhyme, dawg, even my palette's an icon
You charge 30 a month for a learning curve that's straight doo-doo
Must've dropped the opacity; I can see right through you
I'll grab a brush, swap the color, make this kid black out
Because I bet your raps aren't even a bit-mapped out
I'm the godfather of digital art, there's no denying me
I'll get to sinking your ship if you wanna whine about piracy

[Verse 2: Adobe Photoshop (Eric the Audible)]
Well, if you'd like to start war, let's open an art board
Got a liquified flow to claim the place that I fought for
Look, like anything made with you, all your raps will fall flat
We're already two different types; no need to up the contrast
Sketch all the sloppy shapes you want, I'm rocking the house
Your users likely don't have internet and draw with a mouse
Mark this: my bars got a hardness of eight hundred
You're even sucking at fillers, I'll make you kick the paint bucket!