Captain Lou’s History of Music Captain Lou Albano

Spoken:
"Hey, Captain, you go! Hey!"
"Hello, George, it all started back before the beginning of time
When the windy wind blew through the trees
And banged against the rocks, creating a beat!"

Natives, Indians, and visitors would long for that sound
Until one day, George, Laditow Bosqueeps Albano
Picked up a big stick and hit a dirt pocket, got it George?
The sound so moved Lanny Toe that he called that sound a beat, a drum
Do you hear my, George? A drum!
And it sounds like this

Ah, music to my ears
And the natives were chanting
"Toya toya mingo solo, Toya toya mingo solo"
Which means, "Turn down turn down me want solo"
And the neighbors were complaining because of the noise
So right from the beginning, rock had a bad name
The neighbors complained, they moved, the new neighbors complained
It was almost like being on tour, George
Till finally they moved to the beach
And that was the first beach band
Led by the great Captain Lou Kahuna Albano
So I started everything, George!