Welcome to the Mario Party Starbomb

[Intro]
Welcome to the Mario Party!

[Verse 1]
1, 2, 3 and let's-a go
It's ya boy M-A-R to the I to the O
Welcome ya to my big ass fuckin' house up in the hills
You can get through the gate if you got the dollar bills
Throwin' a Mario party and your ass got invited
Ain't no need to worry or get overexcited
This ain't the kid's Mario Party, playing games up in a car
Dancin', fuckin', gettin' drunk up in my bar
All my friends and all my enemies have gathered
Sonic's doin' blow so he be runnin' faster
Peach is lookin' fly all in her dress
Mega Man's having a washer-dryer threesome, what a mess!

[Chorus 1]
It's a Mario party baby
The 'tendo boys going crazy
Everybody's gettin' smashed and then we're gonna smash
As long as Bowser doesn't kidnap all the ladies

[Verse 2: Mario, Luigi, (Cheep Cheep)]
Now my bro Luigi, he never allowed
Head in the cloud
Wonder what the fool doin' now
It's me! Luigi! My invitation must've gotten lost in the mail
Damn! This party's hotter than a club
Pikachu electrocutin' playas in the tub
Crash Bandicoot gettin' crunk on apple juice
Forget about all of your worries 'cause the Goomba's gettin' loose
Back to the old school, Pong paddle's raisin' it
Talkin' about the roof, other paddle's blazin' it
Take a hit from a Chain Chomp's mouth
Sort of a delicate process, shit could easily go south
Croft raidin' tombs, if by tombs you mean the brews
Playas takin' shots off Professor Layton's clues
Best part about the party is the lack of bros
And I'm talkin' about the one who just put green up on my clothes
Luigi (Fuck Luigi!)