Approximate Frank Zappa

FZ: One two, one two three four

FZ: Alright, that's the melody, now, here it is with the mouth, as performed at Eva's wedding... Come on Ruth, come on! Ah, come on Ruth, sing along, come on Ruth, harmonize with him... A-ren-ne-henna... Okay. Achtung! One two, one two three four...

Simmons funky
What are wondering about
(It's a hit!)
Chester!
[...] shoe
Chester
(Suzi)
Singin'
(Quatro)
Funky
Ruthie-Ruthie
[...] teeth
(Take the towels
We want you to take them to your country
No, don't pay us for the towels
We insist
Towels...
Suitcase...
Get it through customs for her)

FZ: And now, here is way number three: With the feet! Hey! It's so modern... Can't have any of that!