[Round 1: Kid Twist]
This is the battle you wanted your whole life
Well you were destined for me
This was the battle I took so Sketch would stop fucking messaging me
You've got a weird obsession with me
I'm not worried I'll lose to this dude
I'm worried my stalkers trying to turn me into a skin suit
He's got a lens with a long zoom and a dark room with all the pictures he takes of me
He makes Youtube accounts just to hate on me
And his other accounts reply praising me
And if you go into his basement down his hidden stairwell
You'll see the Kid Twist statue he built out of my old bottles of hair gel
That's fucked up
But on some real shit, the Blue Jays owe me stacks
The dude with flips in the Six, I was known as that way before Joey Bats
So quit the phony act, don't pretend that we rap the same
The only time you see Cheese come off the head is the end of a Packers game
Your real name is Shea Roger, I thought it was "Gay Focker"
And how's your rap name "Cheddar" when you've never aged proper?
You've got the age of a preteen, the physique of a decayed Walker
So any girl who dates you is both a cradle AND grave robber
I'm saying you're an awkward-looking dork
And that's what every song you've wrote about, too
So what are we battling for if we're both making jokes about you!?
Even as a parody artist, you're hard to take serious
If Weird Al was here now he'd be on some Ghostface shit
He gave you a grace period
But that's not fair, cause "Weird" Al is nicer when he flows on rapper's music
You took your whole style from "Amish Paradise", but can't hold a candle to it
You're a copy of a copy, so the fact that you have a rep seems wrong
You even bit your slogan from the fucking Chia Pet theme song!
Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia!
Fuck outta here!
And since you took your battle rubric off me, ask Shuffle how it went when pupils fought me
It's YTV in the '90s, the way I show you student bodies!
'Cause I'll always be the best joker
It's like when Heath Ledger moved on
They only let Jared Leto play the part 'cause I slept for too long!
This is the battle you wanted your whole life
Well you were destined for me
This was the battle I took so Sketch would stop fucking messaging me
You've got a weird obsession with me
I'm not worried I'll lose to this dude
I'm worried my stalkers trying to turn me into a skin suit
He's got a lens with a long zoom and a dark room with all the pictures he takes of me
He makes Youtube accounts just to hate on me
And his other accounts reply praising me
And if you go into his basement down his hidden stairwell
You'll see the Kid Twist statue he built out of my old bottles of hair gel
That's fucked up
But on some real shit, the Blue Jays owe me stacks
The dude with flips in the Six, I was known as that way before Joey Bats
So quit the phony act, don't pretend that we rap the same
The only time you see Cheese come off the head is the end of a Packers game
Your real name is Shea Roger, I thought it was "Gay Focker"
And how's your rap name "Cheddar" when you've never aged proper?
You've got the age of a preteen, the physique of a decayed Walker
So any girl who dates you is both a cradle AND grave robber
I'm saying you're an awkward-looking dork
And that's what every song you've wrote about, too
So what are we battling for if we're both making jokes about you!?
Even as a parody artist, you're hard to take serious
If Weird Al was here now he'd be on some Ghostface shit
He gave you a grace period
But that's not fair, cause "Weird" Al is nicer when he flows on rapper's music
You took your whole style from "Amish Paradise", but can't hold a candle to it
You're a copy of a copy, so the fact that you have a rep seems wrong
You even bit your slogan from the fucking Chia Pet theme song!
Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia!
Fuck outta here!
And since you took your battle rubric off me, ask Shuffle how it went when pupils fought me
It's YTV in the '90s, the way I show you student bodies!
'Cause I'll always be the best joker
It's like when Heath Ledger moved on
They only let Jared Leto play the part 'cause I slept for too long!
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