[Intro]
"Hey Jack, what's happenin'?"
"I don't know."
"Well, uh, rumor around town says you might be thinkin' 'bout goin' down to the shore."
"Uh, yeah, I think I'm gonna go down to the shore."
"Whadda ya gonna do down there?"
"Uh, I don't know, play some video games, buy some Def Leppard T-shirts."
"Don't forget your Mötley Crüe T-shirt; y'know all proceeds go to get their lead singer outta jail."
"Uh huh."
"Can't wait to go down. Hey uh, were ya gonna check out the sand bar while you're down there?"
"Uh, what's the Sand Bar?"
"Ah, it's a place that lets 16-year-old kids drink."
"Ah, cool."
"Ya hey, guess who's gonna be there?"
"Uh, who?"
"My favorite cover band, Crystal Shit."
"Wow."
"Yeah, they do a Doors show, you'd be really impressed, in fact, it goes a little like this:
"Love me two times baby
Love me twice today
Love me two times girl
Cause I got AIDS
Love me two times baby
Once for tomorrow
Once cause I got AIDS"
"Hey Jack, what's happenin'?"
"I don't know."
"Well, uh, rumor around town says you might be thinkin' 'bout goin' down to the shore."
"Uh, yeah, I think I'm gonna go down to the shore."
"Whadda ya gonna do down there?"
"Uh, I don't know, play some video games, buy some Def Leppard T-shirts."
"Don't forget your Mötley Crüe T-shirt; y'know all proceeds go to get their lead singer outta jail."
"Uh huh."
"Can't wait to go down. Hey uh, were ya gonna check out the sand bar while you're down there?"
"Uh, what's the Sand Bar?"
"Ah, it's a place that lets 16-year-old kids drink."
"Ah, cool."
"Ya hey, guess who's gonna be there?"
"Uh, who?"
"My favorite cover band, Crystal Shit."
"Wow."
"Yeah, they do a Doors show, you'd be really impressed, in fact, it goes a little like this:
"Love me two times baby
Love me twice today
Love me two times girl
Cause I got AIDS
Love me two times baby
Once for tomorrow
Once cause I got AIDS"
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