[Verse 1: Example]
She looked better in her MySpace profile, no smile
Looking to the ground all obscure and docile
Her hair was quite cool but her clothes were not
Suppose we're all looking better when we're photoshopped
She said "damn you're so much buffer in the flesh, you know?
Would you sign my dress and all my CDs? Your show was well professional
Say you ain't forgotten me from Nottingham, Thursday
I'm really fucking loving you but not in a nerd way"
[Verse 2: Scroobius Pip]
Now let me tell the tale of my very first stalker
Not a lady but a man called Damian Walker
I get a six foot bloke with a bad crew cut
While others get hot girls that just want to
Damian on MySpace will message me each day
After a week there became very little left to say
Then he said "we should maybe meet up at the show
I've gotta show you something you're gonna love, I just know"
[Hook: Example (Scroobius Pip) x2]
She followed me home, she followed me home
She's seen me once and now she'll never leave me alone
(Don't follow me, no, don't follow me, no)
(If I see you at a show, I'll grab my mic and I'll go)
She looked better in her MySpace profile, no smile
Looking to the ground all obscure and docile
Her hair was quite cool but her clothes were not
Suppose we're all looking better when we're photoshopped
She said "damn you're so much buffer in the flesh, you know?
Would you sign my dress and all my CDs? Your show was well professional
Say you ain't forgotten me from Nottingham, Thursday
I'm really fucking loving you but not in a nerd way"
[Verse 2: Scroobius Pip]
Now let me tell the tale of my very first stalker
Not a lady but a man called Damian Walker
I get a six foot bloke with a bad crew cut
While others get hot girls that just want to
Damian on MySpace will message me each day
After a week there became very little left to say
Then he said "we should maybe meet up at the show
I've gotta show you something you're gonna love, I just know"
[Hook: Example (Scroobius Pip) x2]
She followed me home, she followed me home
She's seen me once and now she'll never leave me alone
(Don't follow me, no, don't follow me, no)
(If I see you at a show, I'll grab my mic and I'll go)
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