There’s A Price 2 Pay Afroman

[Chorus]
Yeah, there's a price to pay for the girls you lay
Life's gonna hand you a bill one day
Before your freedom or your life get took
Get a wife or a playboy book
One more time
There's a price to pay for the girls you lay
Life's gonna hand you a bill one day
Before your freedom or your life get took
Get a girl, a wife, or a playboy book

Sittin' at a red light
Tryin' to get my head right
This girl pass with a monster-ass
Mentally distracted
I mannishly reacted
My penis expanded
Her number I demanded
The questions I asked her were nice and discrete
But now she's in my passenger seat
Turn on the beat
Went to my castle
Fucked without a hassle
Oh it felt great, in her asshole
She was sexy, seductive, her name was Morgan
I loved the way she sucked my reproductive organ
I road it and road it
Finally unloaded (uhh)
Went to the bathroom because I couldn't hold it
Oh I looked down and I was trippin'
Because I seen blood drippin'
Off the tip of my penis
It don't take a genius to figure she's a virgin
Scrubbed my dick with detergent
I'm in the mix, if you know what I mean
Cuz the girl's only sixteen
Your nipples are hard
Your booty is soft
But cutie, I need to drop you off, pass my keys
Smashin' down the street
Tryin' to get rid of the broad
But her mama standing in the front yard
Lookin' at me weird cuz I'm gangsta geared
I look kinda old with a fro and a beard
She looked at me as if I was Satan
I smashed off on my hundred spoke daytons
Turned the shit up had the bass go whoppin'
Stressin' like a mothafucker goin' back to Compton
Turned down the street and I was skatin' homie
Sheriff department straight waitin' on me
We just need to ask a few questions homie
Why the fuck you putting these handcuffs on me?
Got to the station, now they tellin' me
That shit I did was a felony
Maybe you can release your rap tape
When you through doing time for statutory rape