Drunk The Living Tombstone

[Intro: Yoav Landau]
Da-da-da, da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da

[Verse 1: Sam Haft]
(Just one drink) Gonna keep it mellow
Responsible night for a polite fellow
Say hello to my friends and comrades
Don’t tend to offend so I say, "Perhaps"
(Just two drinks) As a social courtesy
We can raise a glass to our past fraternity
It's certainly a perfectly normal and formal get-together
But it’s been forever since we gathered so whatever
(Just three drinks) For the sake of the old times
Proceed with tequila shots with a dish full of cold limes
The whole nine
Laughing, remembering all the old lines
Never used to work but I could give 'em another try
(Just four drinks) Ya know, take the edge off
I've had a hard week, I deserve to get soft
Pick up another round as my friends depart, eh
They may not stick around but I just got started

[Chorus: Sam Haft]
Feel so much better than usual
I feel indisputable, oh
I think that I might be beautiful