How to Be Super Petty to Your Ex Open Mike Eagle (Ft. ​phem)

[Intro: phem]
I've learned some interesting ways
To let them know that they don't mean a thing to you
I've learned some interesting ways
To let them know that they don't mean a thing to you

[Verse 1: Open Mike Eagle]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Do all the things that hurt the best. (yes)
Line your garbage can with one of the shirts they left. (trash)
Accidentally videotape yourself as you burn the rest
And then what?
And then upload it (okay) (yes)
You can marry one of their best friends
Tweet their name, their new boos, and add the symbol for less-than
So that way there isn't even a question
Like Ja Rule said

Give your new mate your old mates pet name
Sew it on a t-shirt and wear that shit to a Nets game. (dang!)
Pull up stealthily to them in the left lane
But don't acknowledge them at all
American Idol, go win the next one. (yes)
On TV shout out all your ex's except one
Let everyone know you bask in your freedom
Tell your grandmother to point and laugh if she sees 'em. (hahaha)
Whenever they call you can answer it
But don't speak, make sex noises, then cancel it. (nasty)
Take it to the next level, you can sample it! (oh my god)
Think here! Be creative!