Average Guy [Live in Italy] Lou Reed

[Verse 1]
I ain't no Christian or no born again saint
I ain't no cowboy or Marxist D.A
I ain't no criminal or Reverend Cripple from the right
I am just your average guy, trying to do what's right

[Chorus]
I'm just your average guy
An average guy
I am just your average guy
I'm just an average guy

[Verse 2]
Average guy, I'm just your average guy
I'm average looking and I'm average inside
I'm an average lover and I live in an average place
You wouldn't know me if you met me face to face

[Chorus]
I'm just your average guy
Average guy
Average guy
I'm just an average guy

[Verse 3]
I worry about money and taxes and such
I worry that my liver's big and it hurts to the touch
I worry about my health and bowels
And the crime waves in the street
I'm really just your average guy
Trying to stand on his own two feet