When I was only three
My mom said to me
"Don't go screwin' a skanky ho
Or you're gonna get VD"
When I was seventeen
I boned a kooky bitch
A couple days later, my balls swelled up
And my crotch began to itch
But that's when I totally knew
What God wanted me to do
Whoooaa!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
Fuck all night, and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
Fuck all night and party...All day
(Check it out)
Now I'm in a bitchin' band
And I'm banging every nun
I don't care if she's a trailer ho
And she's got three freakin' eyes
I get up in the afternoon
'cuz I ain't got a stupid job
I drink some beer and I watch cartoons
While the slut polishes my knob
My mom said to me
"Don't go screwin' a skanky ho
Or you're gonna get VD"
When I was seventeen
I boned a kooky bitch
A couple days later, my balls swelled up
And my crotch began to itch
But that's when I totally knew
What God wanted me to do
Whoooaa!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
Fuck all night, and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
Fuck all night and party...All day
(Check it out)
Now I'm in a bitchin' band
And I'm banging every nun
I don't care if she's a trailer ho
And she's got three freakin' eyes
I get up in the afternoon
'cuz I ain't got a stupid job
I drink some beer and I watch cartoons
While the slut polishes my knob
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