Stop! Wait! What?! A Gentleman's Guide to Love and Murder Company (Ft. Bryce Pinkham)

[DETECTIVE, spoken]
So sorry to interrupt such a festive occasion, but I am under strict instructions to arrest you - for murder!

Monty:
Murder?
Stop! Wait! What?!
Well, I didn't kill Adalbert D'Ysquith
Though that certainly was my intent
Rather hard to digest
That I could be arrested
For something that I only meant
And it couldn't be poor cousin Asquith
For he graciously died on his own
Was that hole in the ice
Just a bit too precise
Was my presence at Chiselmere known?
(spoken) Murder, did you say?

[DETECTIVE, spoken]
I'm afraid so, your lordship

[MONTY]
Stop! Wait! When?!
I should doubt I was seen in the harbor
Lady Hyacinth fell in so fast
As for Salome's end
All suspicion would send
Them at once to that backstabbing cast!
Did the bee-stings reveal my deception?
Was I seen at the weightlifting hall?
How rude to intrude on this lovely reception
For I am the Earl after all
Yes, I am the Earl after all!
Though it's come, I concede, at a cost
But where was my blunder
My weakness, I wonder
Is all of it now to be lost?
Is all of it now to be lost?
(spoken) Murdering...whom?