Road to Rhode Island Family Guy (Ft. Seth MacFarlane)

Brian: Listen kid, there's- there's something I've been meaning to tell you. It's not easy for me to say.

Stewie: Oh God, you're not coming out of the closet, are you? Oh God--why does everyone always come out to me?

Brian: I just wanted to thank you for everything you did today. I know this whole trip has been a mess.

Stewie: Well, it hasn't been all bad. I must admit, there have been some moments that were, dare I say fun?

Brian and Stewie:

♪ We're off on the road to Rhode Island ♪ ♪ We're having the time of our lives ♪

Stewie: Take it, dog.

Brian: ♪ We're quite a pair of partners, just like Thelma and Louise. 'Cept you're not six feet tall... ♪

Stewie: ♪ Yes, and your breasts don't reach your knees. ♪

Brian: Give it time.

Brian and Stewie:

♪ We're off on the road to Rhode Island ♪ ♪ We're certainly going in style ♪

Brian: ♪ I'm with an intellectual who craps inside his pants ♪