Whatever You Like "Weird Al" Yankovic

[Intro]
Hey girl, you know our economy's in the toilet
But I'm still gonna treat you right
I said you can have whatever you like (If you like)
I said you can have whatever you like (If you like)
Yeah, yeah

[Chorus]
Tater tots (Tots), Cold Duck on ice (Ice)
And we can clip coupons all night
And baby you can have whatever you like (If you like)
I said you can have whatever you like (If you like)
Yeah, yeah
Take you out for dinner, anywhere that you please (Please)
Like Burger King or Mickey D's
And baby you can have whatever you like (If you like)
I said you can even have the large fries (Large fries)
Yeah, yeah

[Verse 1]
Baby, you should know I am really quite a sweet guy
When I buy you bathroom tissue I always get the two-ply
Want it, you can get it, my dear
I got my Costco membership card right here
Yeah, you like Top Ramen (Ramen), need Top Ramen (Ramen)
Got a cupboard full of 'em, I'll keep 'em comin'
You want it, I got it, go get it, just heat it
Dump the flavor packet on it and eat it