Alien Conspiracy (The Cheese Song) Andrew Peterson
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There is a reason you see
That I'm thicker in the middle
I could blame it on a bad knee
Maybe just a little
I could blame it on my blue jeans
Or that my wife is such a fine chef
My metabolism's changing
But I haven't told you why yet
It's a magical, mysterious
Hispanically ambiguous glaze
What is that white stuff on my nachos
It's too thin for melted cheese
It's too thick to be just milk
So won't somebody tell me, please
What is that white stuff I'm consuming
Cause it's so consuming me
Well you know they'll never tell you
Cause then they'd have to kill you
There's a motherload of cheese-juice
That they found in Machu Pichu
That I'm thicker in the middle
I could blame it on a bad knee
Maybe just a little
I could blame it on my blue jeans
Or that my wife is such a fine chef
My metabolism's changing
But I haven't told you why yet
It's a magical, mysterious
Hispanically ambiguous glaze
What is that white stuff on my nachos
It's too thin for melted cheese
It's too thick to be just milk
So won't somebody tell me, please
What is that white stuff I'm consuming
Cause it's so consuming me
Well you know they'll never tell you
Cause then they'd have to kill you
There's a motherload of cheese-juice
That they found in Machu Pichu
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