Alien Conspiracy (The Cheese Song) Andrew Peterson

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There is a reason you see
That I'm thicker in the middle
I could blame it on a bad knee
Maybe just a little

I could blame it on my blue jeans
Or that my wife is such a fine chef
My metabolism's changing
But I haven't told you why yet

It's a magical, mysterious
Hispanically ambiguous glaze

What is that white stuff on my nachos
It's too thin for melted cheese
It's too thick to be just milk
So won't somebody tell me, please

What is that white stuff I'm consuming
Cause it's so consuming me

Well you know they'll never tell you
Cause then they'd have to kill you
There's a motherload of cheese-juice
That they found in Machu Pichu