Never Met a Man I Didn’t Like Barry Manilow

Never met a man I didn't like
High fallutin' chap or bowery bum
Yes, I've come a long way
Down the pike
Never met a man I didn't like

Never shook a hand I didn't like
Royal Prince of Wales or working Joe
Though I know life's one long rocky hike
Never met a man I didn't like

In all of my wonderin'
I've bumped into all kinds of people
Fancy cinema stars, false evangelist
Politicians, morgutitions

And I have reached the conclusion
While hiking the pike
Though I try and I try
Never once met a guy that I didn't like
I said I roam along a Napa Valley
Shubert Alley, Ru de la Paix
Oklahoma, Kalamazoo, oh oh oh

And I have reached the conclusion
While hiking the pike
Yes I'll say when I'm done
No I never met one that I didn't like