Bwana Dik [Live at Pepperland, September 26, 1970] Frank Zappa

I've got the thing you need
I am endowed beyond your wildest
Clearasil-spattered fantasies
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah . .

Girls from all over the world
Flock to write my name on the toilet walls
Of the Whisky à Go-Go
For I am Bwana Dik
I am Bwana Dik
He's Bwana Dik
Me Bwana Dik

My dick is a monster
Give me your heart
Bwana Dik is a legend
Enormous thou art

My dick is a Harley
You kick it to start
Bwana Dik speaks
The heavens will part

My dick is a dagger
I'll force it to fit
My dick is a reamer
To scream up your slit