It’s Not The Fat (It’s The Hat) R. Stevie Moore

It's not the fat
It's the hat
It's not the twitch
It's the slap

It's not the bed
It's the morn
It's not the crow
It's the corn

Dontcha know that you have got decisions to make?
Can't you see you got a split decision?

It's not the fake
It's the flack
It's not the kick
It's the klack

Dontcha know that you have big decisions?
Can't you make your own incision?

It's not the leaf
It's the pile
It's not the road
It's the mile