The Bar Is Closed The Wesley Willis Fiasco

[Intro]
Would you like that song called "The Bar is Closed"?

[Verse 1]
Make your way to the top of the bar now
Join the powerful feeling
I am pleased to serve you some liquor
Until closing time
Move it to the next hour of power
Jesus Christ will tell you this

[Chorus]
The Bar is Closed
The Bar is Closed
The Bar is Closed
The Bar is Closed
You ain't getting any liquor tonight

[Verse 2]
So tell your barmaid [?]
Tell your barmaid [?]
Make it evil
It's a runaway child running wild
It's too much stuff going in the wind
So drink as much as you can until I close up