[Verse 1]
Oh no, oh no
Woke up this morning
Thought I was still dreaming
Album of the year nominees
Seems like Jews are now mainstreaming
News Alert: Oh god what happened?
Wish I was still sleeping
Spent too many days this year
On Tik Tok, drinking wine, and weeping
90 degrees and stores all shut
Biden/Harris, no utter disasters
December 10th, Oh Hanukkah!
No time to Netflix chess grandmasters
So TV off, tried to escape
But remembered our good ol' "Stay in place!"
Bypassed Amazon and Instagram
To locally sourced millennial Judaica
[Verse 2]
Zoom'd my sis and parents up
Mom said my skin looked oily
Changed the subject to the fact
That mom's shirt looks just like a doily
My menorah's lost, I'm breaking out
Depressed from having zero sex
Dad interjects, latkes a mess
The Cuisinart stopped working
Oh no, oh no
Woke up this morning
Thought I was still dreaming
Album of the year nominees
Seems like Jews are now mainstreaming
News Alert: Oh god what happened?
Wish I was still sleeping
Spent too many days this year
On Tik Tok, drinking wine, and weeping
90 degrees and stores all shut
Biden/Harris, no utter disasters
December 10th, Oh Hanukkah!
No time to Netflix chess grandmasters
So TV off, tried to escape
But remembered our good ol' "Stay in place!"
Bypassed Amazon and Instagram
To locally sourced millennial Judaica
[Verse 2]
Zoom'd my sis and parents up
Mom said my skin looked oily
Changed the subject to the fact
That mom's shirt looks just like a doily
My menorah's lost, I'm breaking out
Depressed from having zero sex
Dad interjects, latkes a mess
The Cuisinart stopped working
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