Ramen King Pink Guy

[Intro]
お早うございます。
今日はラーメンを作ります。
楽しみですね。じゃ、始めましょう。

[Verse]
Yo, I still masturbate while eating top ramen
At a faster rate in the bigger quantities, it counts as rape
When I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace
I turn the temperature up all the way to sweat up on my face
If you give no effort, if you got no money
Then I got a cheap method
Crack it open throw it in a pan and let it cook bitch
Now that's a real education, fuck books
If you wanna make it in college acknowledge
All the flavors that be dropping
Mad knowledge on these pussy ass canned goods
We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood
Anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first
Start with the shrimp and then the fire
If you're fully blazed then this shit'll get you higher, hah
Thirty-five cents a pack, three for a dollar
Unbelievable pricing, that's the future of a blue collar worker
And I'm talkin' bout ramen
This shit'll fill you up when you're feeling like an African
Come back when you're in the state that I'm in
And say "Hi" to my homeboy, top ramen