Boing Ween

[Verse 1]
You know she's smooth as a poodle eating shit on a shingle at dawn
Rip, Rip, Rip van Winkle, eating shit on a shingle at dawn
Would you like to do a boing, boing, boing, boing?

[Verse 2]
She's a fun-lovin' woman and I'd love to see her wiggle
She's a rooty-toot cute with a piggy in the middle
Would you like to do a boing, boing, boing, boing?

[Outro]
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Oh, yeah