Who’d Be a Cop? Frenzal Rhomb

You had such a terrible time at home
Not as bright as your brother and sister
Though intimidating all your friends

Still think that uniforms are cool
What a job! You can make your own rules
Take your frustrations out on them

Hanging out at your nearest protest
Punching kids and making arrests
In the name of whoever pays the most

Couldn't get in the armed forces
Animals on the backs of horses
Good sense and justice you oppose

Get a real job!
Who would be a fucking cop?

Did you not get enough love?
Did your parents beat you up?
Do you worry bout the size of your penis?
Did the army kick you out?
What the hell was that about?
They didn't let you use your firearm in public?