Catfish Lice

[Intro: Aesop Rock & Homeboy Sandman]
Yo, I go first
I'll go first
All right, man
I'll go first

[Verse 1: Homeboy Sandman]
You'll understand my sense of urgency
I'm the cat that put "emergence" in emergency
More than a half a mind to save my whole community
I'm just not certain what something like that'll do to me
Sandy's on the mound and pitching for the home team
All the information's listed on the home screen
Once I start it, ain't no switchin' out to Plan B
Once I start it, ain't no screaming out, "It can't be"
You can catch the bluest ribbon in the Red Sea
You can catch the true and living in the Dead Sea
Magic lingers whilе the fingers on your screen scroll
Pleasе believe it—you can read it in the Sea Scrolls
Fortune frowns on anybody out to take lives
If you're considering a silly thing, then take five
I am avid as I'm having me a great time
I'm aware you might have heard this through the grapevine
When I'm chompin' on the bit, it ain't a bit dull
If you want it, you can get it through your thick skull
See, I grew up on Atari playing Pitfall
See, I grew up on safari of the brick walls
I'm a composite of many different aspects
I'm a undercover operative of Aztecs
Bastian riding Falkor, tryna spot Artax
Examining the outdoors for the spot marked "X"
Behind the wheel of True's Land Cruiser, I cruise land
Listen and you'll hear it—it's the spirit that moves man
Picking out a jacket for highjacking a news van
Rappers don't know diddly, but me, I'm a bluesman
I be on it like I saw it with a bird's eye
If it's doable, I done it on my first try
Breaker, breaker, peep the phantom about to break fly
Every bit of data fatter than a steak fry
Doin' what I gotta to remain on the blacklist
Up until you find out that was only a catfish
Every other human come including an asterisk
Thank you all for snoozing—now for using my last wish (Ugh)