Mr. Ambivalent Loudon Wainwright III

Mr. Ambivalent
You ain't going nowhere
Sitting there on that fence
Mr. Ambivalent
We're all sick and tired
Of your ambivalence

Mr. Ambivalent
You don't gain no ground
When you stay in one spot
Mr. Ambivalent
Make a little movement
Or get off of the pot

If you love it and you hate it
You just stay in a bind
Take it or leave it
Make up your mind

Mr. Ambivalent
You got options open
But you're headed for a fall
Mr. Ambivalent
You'll wind up with nothing
Because you want it all