[Round 1: Dizaster]
You know what rhymes with "fat people"?
"Fat people"
You know what else rhymes with "fat people"?
"More fucking fat people"
I met you a while ago you obviously do not remember me
But since you never exercise I think it's only right that you jog your memory
Yeah, fuck what this slob is telling me
Your parents make you sit down and watch a McDonald documentary
That's when you hopping up outta your seat like, "Mom this is the part where they mention me!"
Your got bodied by your pasta recipes
You lost them three green collard greens, broccoli is your enemy
Your arteries are blocked from all the lard that's entering
Clogging entry, not receiving blood to your heart so technically
You keep scarfing that box of Jelly Beans your cholesterol is in jeopardy
Doctors gonna have to amputate your leg or your arm eventually
And if they do amputate your arm eventually it's cause your life is not expected to have a long expectancy
And that's because of your carb' dependency
I can tell you had an awesome breakfast
Sausage, eggs with lots of bread sticks
You look like Bubba Sparxxx crossed with Precious
I know you act like fat jokes are not creative and y'all wanna be like I'm offensive
He gon' take the fat joke cause he is not gonna defend it
Cause he gon' sit here and man up and deal with the consequences
Cause no one in this crowd forced you to treat your body reckless
It's not my fault you look like a fucking mom that's pregnant
I'm gonna steal one of Illmaculate's angles against Madness just so I can get by
I'm gonna reverse the fat jokes with sarcasm by calling him "a slim guy"
You're so skinny that you could take off with a- never mind it's not gonna work with this guy
Eat some cold cuts you're a fat dude
You wanna loc up then I'll smack you
Last time I went to New York, I removed a torch from your statue
Last time you went to New York the Ghostbusters attacked you
Homie you're such a fat dude, you would get a donut as a tattoo
Hold up I got more stuff to ask you
Why the fuck did you show up wearing Bone Crusher's fat suit?
Lyrically you can't fuck with me
Get some fucking exercise
And I'm talking 'bout things besides having sex with pies
Fucking fat fucking human Shrek
Every two minutes you lose your breath
You wanna fucking reduce your breasts?
Then do some reps
Maybe even some super sets that will help you look like Buddha less
You're so fucking Hungry that your nickname is "Budapest"
This dude would trade food for sex
Who are you telling?
You took a bitch and chewed her chest in cause you heard that she had "beautiful melons"
You know what rhymes with "fat people"?
"Fat people"
You know what else rhymes with "fat people"?
"More fucking fat people"
I met you a while ago you obviously do not remember me
But since you never exercise I think it's only right that you jog your memory
Yeah, fuck what this slob is telling me
Your parents make you sit down and watch a McDonald documentary
That's when you hopping up outta your seat like, "Mom this is the part where they mention me!"
Your got bodied by your pasta recipes
You lost them three green collard greens, broccoli is your enemy
Your arteries are blocked from all the lard that's entering
Clogging entry, not receiving blood to your heart so technically
You keep scarfing that box of Jelly Beans your cholesterol is in jeopardy
Doctors gonna have to amputate your leg or your arm eventually
And if they do amputate your arm eventually it's cause your life is not expected to have a long expectancy
And that's because of your carb' dependency
I can tell you had an awesome breakfast
Sausage, eggs with lots of bread sticks
You look like Bubba Sparxxx crossed with Precious
I know you act like fat jokes are not creative and y'all wanna be like I'm offensive
He gon' take the fat joke cause he is not gonna defend it
Cause he gon' sit here and man up and deal with the consequences
Cause no one in this crowd forced you to treat your body reckless
It's not my fault you look like a fucking mom that's pregnant
I'm gonna steal one of Illmaculate's angles against Madness just so I can get by
I'm gonna reverse the fat jokes with sarcasm by calling him "a slim guy"
You're so skinny that you could take off with a- never mind it's not gonna work with this guy
Eat some cold cuts you're a fat dude
You wanna loc up then I'll smack you
Last time I went to New York, I removed a torch from your statue
Last time you went to New York the Ghostbusters attacked you
Homie you're such a fat dude, you would get a donut as a tattoo
Hold up I got more stuff to ask you
Why the fuck did you show up wearing Bone Crusher's fat suit?
Lyrically you can't fuck with me
Get some fucking exercise
And I'm talking 'bout things besides having sex with pies
Fucking fat fucking human Shrek
Every two minutes you lose your breath
You wanna fucking reduce your breasts?
Then do some reps
Maybe even some super sets that will help you look like Buddha less
You're so fucking Hungry that your nickname is "Budapest"
This dude would trade food for sex
Who are you telling?
You took a bitch and chewed her chest in cause you heard that she had "beautiful melons"
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