My Name Is (Original Version) Eminem

[Produced by Dr. Dre]

[Intro]
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady (Excuse me!)
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady (Can I have the attention of the class, for one second?)

[Verse 1]
Hi, kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah)
Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids? (A-ha)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah, yeah)
Try 'cid and get fucked up worse than my life is? (Uh-huh)
My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight
But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate
And Dr. Dre said "Slim Shady, you a basehead!"
Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man, you wasted!"
Well, since age twelve I felt like I'm someone else
‘Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass (Whooah)
Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
C`mere, slut! "Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl, dawg!"
I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off