Rinky Dinky Di Lo Rockstar Games

Oh, my mother-in-law shot off my leg
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The doctor made me a wooden peg
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I couldn't wear a spur in it
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The doctor didn't give a shit
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My grub is gone, my whiskey too
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My daughter's knocked up, and she's feeling blue
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My wife ran off with a son of a bitch
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I hope she dies of a seven year itch
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