Then I’d Be Satisfied with Life Tiny Tim

[Intro]
Never hit your grandma with a shovel
It makes a bad impression on her mind

[Verse 1]
All I want is fifty million dollars
And seal skins to protect me from the cold (Brrr)
If I only knew how stocks would go in Wall Street
And were livin' in a mansion built of gold

[Verse 2]
If I only owned the Pennsylvania Railroad
And if Tuesday Weld would only be my wife (Oh, Tiny!)
If I could only stay sixteen forever
Then I know that I'd be satisfied with life

[Verse 3]
All I want is wheatgerm for my breakfast
A champagne fountain sizzlin' at my feet
While Rockefeller waitin' on the table
And Lombardo's band playin' while I eat

[Verse 4]
If I only owned Western Union cable
And if Tuesday Weld would only be my wife (Tiny, I love you!)
If I could only stay sixteen forever and ever and ever
Then I know that I'd be satisfied with life