Holiday In Cambodia (New 2006 Version) Richard Cheese

[Verse 1]
So you've been to school for a year or two
And you know you've seen it all
In daddy's car thinkin' you'll go far
Back east your type don't crawl
Play ethnicky jazz to parade your snazz
On your five grand stereo
Braggin' that you know how the brothers feel cold
And the slums got so much soul

[Pre-Chorus]
It's time to face what you most fear
Right Guard will not help you here
Brace yourself, my dear

[Chorus]
It's a holiday in Cambodia
It's tough, kid, but it's life
It's a holiday in Cambodia
Don't forget to pack a wife
Thank you!

Pol Pot, Pol Pot, Pol Pot, Pol Pot

[Chorus]
It's a holiday in Cambodia
Where people dress in black
It's a holiday in Cambodia
Where you'll kiss tush or crack
Merry Christmas everybody, thank you!