Like NEDARB

[Intro]
NEDARB, NED
NEDARB NAGROM, and I come through
With a rap song, verse one, bar two
Dammit, was that a fart, dude?
Nah, that's just the sound of my rap, wack, like you-hoo

[Verse]
Yeah
Fake talk the milk
Sometimes I wonder what it's like being [?]
Sometimes I really wonder how, like, my father feels
'Cause honestly he never taught me how to keep it real
When I'm real sometimes I wonder how, like, Madonna feels
When some dummies think prima donna means pre-Madonna, like, "I wonder what life was like before the fame, right?"
Must be a nice life, livin' like you can have the same right
Hey human, yeah you, stop makin' sense
And give a stranger four-hundred dollars so I can pay my rent
Honestly wouldn't mind just livin' in a tent
That's not sarcasm, it really just makes the most sense
I don't feel like explaining myself, but
I'm hypocritical, right?
I'm a bad rapper 'cause I contradict to myself at the end of the ball like sayin' the N-word twice
Plus, that last bar just took too long man
Half of these rap listeners won't even finish the song, damn
Short song, clever follow-up line, plus, I got shorts on