Bastard Front Porch Step

Someone give me a break
I'm bored and can't find shit to do
So I thought I'd write this awful tune
And hope that someone just might sing along
My family hates the sight of me
I've got no girl to the side of me
And everything I do just turns out wrong

I don't have any friends
It seems like everybody hates me
Maybe I just made them angry
Don't ask me cause I cannot tell you why

But singing is what I adore
And I can barely play a chord
But I'll keep singing until the day I die

I like to watch TV
But I have gone through 3 remotes
And my Xbox has been running slow
So I just sit and drown within myself
And that's not good, cause I hate my thoughts
Cause I think of things that piss me off
Someone please just save me from this hell

I like to ball it up
And I wish I could be like Mike
But I am fat and I am white
So I know that I will never fly