Description of a Fool A Tribe Called Quest

[Intro: Q-Tip]
Fool: defined in Webster's
Open up the book, read it, read it
Turn the page, see what it says
Read it to me will you, please?

[Verse 1: Q-Tip]
One who acts doltishly
So what? What does it mean to me?
That's you (How's that?) 'Cause of the way you act (Huh?)
Standin' on the corner sellin' jumbos (What you talkin' 'bout?)
Scarin' your friends and also your foes
What's the matter wit'cha boy? (Ain't nothin' wrong with me, mother...)
You big galoot (huh?), you nincompoop (what?)
What's wrong wit' you? You can't compute (Yes, sure I can compute)
Don't fix your lips to tell me you can
Standin' on the boulie playin' pusher man
What you got to do with yourself? (why?)
Can't you be somebody else? (no)
Look at you, described to a tee (huh)
You're a fool of many in society (crazy)
I know some more, I shall go on
And continue in the song, fooled the fool

[Interlude - scratched by Ali Shaheed]
"Fool"
(Man I don't know what you're talkin' 'bout callin' me a fool
I've been out here for twenty-some-odd years
Doin' my thing, I ain't no fool, man
You crazy or something?
I'm gonna stick this, right up your...)