Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite! Billy Connolly

For the benefit of Mr. Kite
There will be a show tonight on trampoline
The Henderson's will all be there
Late of Pablo Fanques' fair, what a scene

Over men and horses hoops and garters
Lastly through a hogshead of real fire
In this way Mr. K will challenge the world

The celebrated Mr. K
Performs his feats on Saturday at Bishop's gate
The Henderson's will dance and sing
As Mr. Kite flies through the ring, don't be late

Messrs K. and H. assure the public
Their production will be second to none
And of course Henry the horse dances the waltz

Wine your waist and groove to the bass, rock your feet and dance
Call the people full of enjoyment, rock your feet and dance
[Incomprehensible], rock your feet and dance
Rock your feet and, rock your feet and, rock your feet and dance

The band begins at ten to six
When Mr. K performs his tricks without a sound
And Mr. H will demonstrate
Ten Somerset's he'll undertake on solid ground