Sell It And They Will Come Bruce Springsteen

I fell asleep on the couch last night, woke up with the TV on
There was a woman in tight cotton exercise shorts
And a big plastic machine she was climbing on
She said "The Abacycle guarantees ten inches off your waist
And 50 pounds in just 3 minutes a day."
I went to bed knowing the revolution had been postponed
And everything was OK

You can buy it, you can try it, go right ahead
But don't be fooled folks, there's only one
I forget the guy's name but I know somebody must have said
Sell it and they will come boys, sell it and they will come

I switched the channels and there was Evel Knievel, I thought that he was
Dead
I found myself sitting there quietly, hanging on every word he said
"Now folks, the Stimulator removes all pain from your life
And the best day of your life will be when you try this little thing out."
The camera moved in as he said, "Now let me tell you ladies and gentlemen
Pain is something old Evel knows a little about"

You can buy it, you can try it, that's what I said
But don't be fooled folks, there's only one
I forget that guy's name but I know somebody must have said
Sell it and they will come boys, sell it and they will come