(He’ll Never Be An) Ol’ Man River TISM

[Chorus: Humphrey]
I'm on the drug, I'm on the drug
I'm on the drug that killed River Phoenix
I'm on the drug, I'm on the drug
I'm on the drug that killed River Phoenix

[Verse 1: Ron]
I saw his body thrashing 'round
I saw his pulse rate going down
I saw him in convulsive throes
I said, "I'll have one of those"

[Refrain 1: Humphrey]
Hillary had, Hillary had
Hillary had it in his veins
Hillary had, Hillary had
Hillary had it in his veins

[Verse 2: Ron]
Hillary had Everest in his veins
Armstrong did moon, was not the same
Heroes explore to give us hope
River pushed back the envelope

[Refrain 2: Humphrey]
Drank the slab, drank the slab
Drank the slab that Bon Scott drunk
Drank the slab, drank the slab
Drank the slab that Bon Scott drunk