Just Leave Everything To Me Jerry Herman

Dolly:
I have always been a woman who arranges things
For the pleasure--and the profit--it derives
I have always been a woman who arranges things
Like furniture and daffodils and lives

If you want your sister courted, brother wed, or cheese imported:
Just leave everything to me
If you want your roof inspected, eyebrows tweezed, or bills collected:
Just leave everything to me
If you want your daughter dated, or some marriage consummated
For a rather modest fee
If you want a husband spotted, boyfriend traced, or chicken potted:
I'll arrange for making all arrangements
Just leave everything to me

If you want your ego bolstered, muscles toned, or chair upholstered:
Just leave everything to me
Charming social introductions, expert mandolin instructions:
Just leave everything to me
If you want your culture rounded, French improved, or torso pounded:
With a ten year guarantee
If you want a birth recorded, collies bred, or kittens ported:
I'll proceed to plan the whole procedure
Just leave everything to me